You know everyone around you eye rolls right?
They eye roll so hard the back of their eye lids burn a little from the friction
Cause they're absolutely sick of you saying
'You're getting back into it'
Nobody listens to you anymore
You've been saying it since 2015 and you promised us that time you were serious
Yet here you are 11 years later
Still hiding in the corner of puregym
Still dodging the dumbbells
Still afraid to use myfitnesspal on a Friday
And since the last Getbackinto8 launch in January where you told yourself
'I know what to do it's just less calories and more steps I'll do it myself'
You've managed to somehow lose strength and get even more anxious when someone looks in your direction in the gym
(And there's an estimated 4kg of weight gain too but we would need to retrieve your scales from the loft to make sure)
Yet in that same time frame Dale, Ellis And Steven lost 17kg's between them
So listen man
What you think you should be doing
And what we do on Getbackinto8
Are wildly different things
Getbackinto8 isn't a step and calorie goal programme like the last programme you done that you're comparing it to
I've heard about these programmes, most getbackinto8'rs have tried one before and they tell me about the 1200 calories and the 12,000 steps
It sounds absolutely awful
In fact I feel more inspired by the thought of watching oil based paint dry for 3 days straight than I do by the thought of doing the same 'coaching' programmes you've done before
This is a fat loss programme
With 8 weeks of detailed form advice
Where you'll actually pb on every lift
By the end of the 8 weeks
You'll be lifting in the bright squat racks
You'll be out lifting everyone
Your mates will be jealous
Through the accountability and extra knowledge you're going to get on the weekly group call and the weekly hop on form critique call
You'll also know that for once in your life you'll be able to keep the fat you lose off
And you'll no longer need to get your partner to hide your scale from you again
So no,
You don't know how to do this
You've never done anything like it
You're actually more likely to find you're left airpod you lost in Rhodes 4 years ago, without the 'find my' app
Than you are to find another fat loss programme that'll teach you how to lift like getbackinto8 does
So get yourself on the priority list
It's the only way you'll be able to get the £99 offer and you'll also receive more and more information all the way up until launch date on the 29th of April and we kick off the 8 weeks on the 4th of May
There will only be 30 spaces and they'll go quicker than a bog roll in Tesco's in March 2020
Put me on the priority list
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